Rants and raves without all that PLUR.
(Michael Buble - Home)

Let’s discuss the word bottomless. “Bottomless”, most often used to describe pits, the Abyss and Asian women and their posterior endowment. It is also used to describe free refills at restaurants. I walk into McDonald’s and I get free refills. I go to the Outback Steakhouse and they tell me my ice tea is bottomless. At work, I have bottomless coffees. I eat out at a fancy restaurant and every bloody ice tea costs me $2.

Someone explain to me how a restaurant that’s charging me for dinner, 3 times what a regular restaurant charges me, can’t afford to give me free refills. They must think that since I’m already paying $100 for my meal that I probably wouldn’t notice $2 for an ice tea. They fail to realize that I’m a thirsty sonuva bitch when I eat. They also fail to realize that when I’m pissed off, my toilet bowl aim is a little less than perfect.